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Michelle
14-02-2006, 12:23 PM
Onestone was his name. This was his Indian name because he had only one
testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more. Then one
day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, there he
h@gged her all day, he sh@gged her all night, he sh@gged her all the
next day, until she died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone
meant business. Years went by until a woman returned to the village after
many years away. She was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you onestone". Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he sh@gged her all day, sh@gged her all night, sh@gged her all the next day, sh@gged her all the next night, but she wouldn't die!

What is the moral of the story? .

You can't kill two birds with one stone

:p :p :p :p

penneyben
14-02-2006, 12:29 PM
V funny.

t boy
14-02-2006, 04:48 PM
ha ha ha v funny

STEALTH GT
14-02-2006, 11:44 PM
BUT A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH.:D
LOL