Michelle
10-04-2006, 01:35 PM
The Irish Dictionary
>>>>>Artery........................ The study of paintings
>>>>>Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
>>>>>Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
>>>>>Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
>>>>>Caesarean Section..... A neighbourhood in Rome
>>>>>Catscan....................... Searching for Kitty
>>>>>Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
>>>>>Colic............................. A sheep dog
>>>>>Coma............................. A punctuation mark
>>>>>Dilate............................ To live long
>>>>>Enema.......................... Not a friend
>>>>>Fester........................... Quicker than someone else
>>>>>Fibula........................... A small lie
>>>>>Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
>>>>>Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work
>>>>>Medical Staff................ A Doctor's cane
>>>>>Morbid.......................... A higher offer
>>>>>Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
>>>>>Node............................. I knew it
>>>>>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
>>>>>Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis
>>>>>Post Operative.............. A letter carrier
>>>>>Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery
>>>>>Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him
>>>>>Secretion....................... Hiding something
>>>>>Seizure.......................... Roman emperor
>>>>>Tablet............................. A small table
>>>>>Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport
>>>>>Tumour.......................... One plus one more
>>>>>Urine.............................. Opposite of you're out
>>>>>2xCondoms................... To be sure, to be sure!
>>>>>Artery........................ The study of paintings
>>>>>Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
>>>>>Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
>>>>>Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
>>>>>Caesarean Section..... A neighbourhood in Rome
>>>>>Catscan....................... Searching for Kitty
>>>>>Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
>>>>>Colic............................. A sheep dog
>>>>>Coma............................. A punctuation mark
>>>>>Dilate............................ To live long
>>>>>Enema.......................... Not a friend
>>>>>Fester........................... Quicker than someone else
>>>>>Fibula........................... A small lie
>>>>>Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known
>>>>>Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work
>>>>>Medical Staff................ A Doctor's cane
>>>>>Morbid.......................... A higher offer
>>>>>Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
>>>>>Node............................. I knew it
>>>>>Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
>>>>>Pelvis............................ Second cousin to Elvis
>>>>>Post Operative.............. A letter carrier
>>>>>Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery
>>>>>Rectum.......................... Nearly killed him
>>>>>Secretion....................... Hiding something
>>>>>Seizure.......................... Roman emperor
>>>>>Tablet............................. A small table
>>>>>Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport
>>>>>Tumour.......................... One plus one more
>>>>>Urine.............................. Opposite of you're out
>>>>>2xCondoms................... To be sure, to be sure!