Michelle
10-04-2006, 01:37 PM
At the World Brewers Expo in the States, the CEOs of brewers from around the
world, retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "Down under, we make the best
blooming beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
The head of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invent das bier, ferdamt. Give me ein
Becks, das ist der real king of beers, danke."
Looking disappointed, Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would
ya give me a diet coke with lemon? Tanks very much."!
The others stare at him in stunned silence, disbelief written all over their
faces. Eventually breaking the silence, the barkeep asks: "Are you not going
to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am
I!
world, retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "Down under, we make the best
blooming beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
The head of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invent das bier, ferdamt. Give me ein
Becks, das ist der real king of beers, danke."
Looking disappointed, Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would
ya give me a diet coke with lemon? Tanks very much."!
The others stare at him in stunned silence, disbelief written all over their
faces. Eventually breaking the silence, the barkeep asks: "Are you not going
to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am
I!