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Michelle
08-02-2006, 07:51 PM
Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says:
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my genitalia inside.Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitalia unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
Steve stood up on the bar,dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, Irwin grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and he removed his genitals unscathed as promised.The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

Steve stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly spoke up...
"I'll try it! Just don't hit me too hard with the beer bottle."
:D :D :D
penneyben
08-02-2006, 08:20 PM
lol, very funny.
clubman brown
08-02-2006, 08:45 PM
hehe! me like!
RNRMF
09-02-2006, 07:59 AM
Hahaha - good one!!
t boy
09-02-2006, 06:49 PM
lmfao
STEALTH GT
09-02-2006, 10:28 PM
LMFAOANWMS :D
Blue_Bitch
09-02-2006, 10:32 PM
dont get it .........he he only joking like it but thers got 2 b a better way of getting a b j ask a shark ....ok ive lost it
RNRMF
10-02-2006, 07:54 AM
ROFLCOPTER
cooperman
10-02-2006, 08:23 AM
lol that grate
Blue_Bitch
04-09-2006, 11:46 AM
heard the news today of this fab mans death ....... i for one enjoyed all his programs a man with such a wonderful character will miss him on the t.v now:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
RNRMF
04-09-2006, 12:50 PM
Yeah, very sad news. He was a great guy who done a lot for the conservation of wildlife in Australia as well as making millons of others aware of it through his TV shows as well as being one of the greatest characters on TV. Truely a sad loss - RIP Steve.
Blue_Bitch
04-09-2006, 03:14 PM
OH HOW NICE DARREN I WILL AS I SAID IN THE OTHER POST MISS HIS WICKED SENSE OF DANGER IT HAS NOW BEEN REPORTED THE STINGRAY BELTED HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART ...... HE WAS MAKING A CHILDRENS PROGRAM AT THE TIME IT HAPPEND SUCH A LOSS
Tommy Cooper
04-09-2006, 07:27 PM
I found him entertaining but he was more stuntman than wildlife warden!

Not sure what he was doing using his kids as bait for the crocs, they may have been fairly safe but crazy people copy crazy stunts and its unacceptable to use young kids as entertainment - use rabbits instead at least they could run away from the croc
Minus Man
04-09-2006, 07:57 PM
:( A sad loss,a great kids entainer and who love all types animals a very sad day.:(
Michelle
04-09-2006, 07:58 PM
Although the original "joke" part of this thread was funny, I for one am really upset by this news. I was lucky enough to have a letter and photo from him that he sent me for a charity auction I organised a couple of years back, it was a lovely and personal letter. Unfortunately for me I enclosed it with the signed photo when the auction was done as authenticity. I believe he was a great conservationist and made documentaries fun and entertaining bringing in a whole new audience. My kids loved his shows and we will all miss his style of education in the future. I feel greatly for his family.
Auntie Mini
04-09-2006, 08:24 PM
I agree a very sad day:( :( , i really feel for his family, but he went doing something he really enjoyed, may he rest in peace.
sam
Blue_Bitch
04-09-2006, 10:47 PM
a big thnx to who ever moved the joke of the heading .......and im still in a state of shock ,cant get my head round this one, i adored him
cooperman
08-09-2006, 12:55 PM
NICE BLOKE WOT A SHAME
Blue_Bitch
08-09-2006, 03:45 PM
hope u all c the programe in his memory last night
Auntie Mini
08-09-2006, 09:20 PM
No i missed the program, it was Faz who removed the joke thread.
sam
Blue_Bitch
08-09-2006, 10:22 PM
really sweet .i think the whole nation has been sadened by this just listening to peeps bless him
Iceman
08-09-2006, 10:40 PM
Thing is he was a great enviromentalist but i think he was also a camera junky and always had to push things that bit further for the cameras. Now i am not saying he wasn't a great bloke but if you play with fire you get burnt and unfortunately for him he did.
FAZ
Blue_Bitch
08-09-2006, 10:51 PM
very very true faz